The ancient times are calling for a radical wave. We're sending the old S-90s into retirement, and embracing a eco-conscious future. This means ditching those dated styles for bold designs that are good for the planet.
- It's time to|The clock is ticking on}those outdated looks
- Let's embrace|Get ready for|Welcome in a shift in style
- Go green|Make a statement|Join the movement}
Get excited to evolve your wardrobe and make a difference. The future is green, and it's now!
Hulk'd Out These Bars
This ain't no walk in the park, dude. This is straight-up destruction. I slammed these bars like they were made of paper, and let check here me tell you, that was awsome. These walls couldn't even handle the fury of this Smasher. The guards? They ran faster than a scared kitten. I'm tellin' ya, it was a show to behold.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go find myself some protein bars... and maybe another set of bars to liberate.
Bars & Booze, Shady Moves
Yo, the scene is lit, everybody's on that chemical. It's a blur, man. Snortin' down this potion and the world starts to dissolve. The beat is thumping, the lights are flashing, and I feel like I'm floating on a fantasy. But behind this facade lurks some dark plots. These evil entities are up to something sinister, and nobody's safe.
- Beware, the night is young
- Keep your head on a swivel
- Unravel the mystery
Deep S-90
This vibe is straight heat. It's got that smooth bass groovin' and the synths are soarin' all over the place.
You can taste the energy just comin' through. Put this through your headphones and get let loose. It's the ultimate jam for partyin'.
The Goblin's Grind
This ain't your momma's workout, dude. The Green Goblin Grind is a wicked test of strength. You gotta be tough to grind yourself to the limit. It's all about fast-paced movements and serious weights. You'll be sweating like a goblin in a sauna, but that just means you're getting it done.
- Join the chaos.
- Experience the Goblin rage.
- Conquer your fears.
rule Bar None, We control This Town
This ain't no illusion. We brought this town on the map. You can see it in every street. From the top heights to the deeper depths, we own the shots. We possess the influence and the wisdom. So step aside, newbies, because this town is ours.
Let's pulverize it down. Our sphere of influence spans every sector of existence. We control the flow of capital. We mold the thoughts of the masses. And challenge our authority?, well, let's just say that usually ends badly.
This town is a manifestation of our success. We built it with our own talents. And now, we revel in the fruits of our labor.